0204 - Catalina Caper

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Content Rating: 4.0

djmac1031 Posted: 2003-11-11 22:10:29 enjoy action, adventure, intregue, mystery? or do you prefer comedy, laugh out loud humor or clever witty dialoge? you'll get none of that here. what you WILL get is lots of scantily clad women frolicking on a boat with pasty white men with bad motor reflexes and GREAT hair. forget about the "plot" that invloves a stolen scroll painting, a con artist boat captain and his counterfieting wife and loyal but STUPID assistant. forget about Tommy Kirk as the corn fed Kansas kid brought to Catalina by his blonde, hip but stupid Master Race prototype buddy who inixplicably is a hot chick magnet. forget the romantic triangles between Tommy Kirk, Miss Bunny, the guy from One Adam 12, Lyle Wagner and "The Creepy Girl." forget about the appearance of Little Richard, "hopped up on goofballs," performing a song...go ahead, I dare you to forget about it. no, the key to this movie is the greasy insurance investigator guy, who's multiple pratfalls and hijinks amuse us all...or maybe not. sketch highlights include Tom Servo's now famous ode to "Creepy Girl," and TV's Frank throws a Tupperware party with horendous results.   Albatross918 Posted: 2004-01-03 06:55:46 I've watched this movie a couple of times uncut. Aside from the fact that it's kinda stereotypical in the fact that it was a bunch of white people being rich and having fun, it reminds me of the summer and I loved the music...I must be weird or something.   torgman Posted: 2008-02-03 19:06:10 I remember that this didn't air for years because of "rights issues".

<Joel, to dancing teens> Everybody do the DORK! Added 2002-08-12 10:02:41 by fade <Joel> I think I know one bright young singer who's hopped up on goofballs right now. Added 2002-08-12 10:02:43 by fade <Joel> Oh yeah, feel good about kicking a fish's butt. Added 2002-08-12 10:02:43 by fade <Servo> Hey, look at this: "White People Voted the Best People on Earth." Added 2002-08-12 10:02:43 by fade <Dr. F> We don't want you to pray *for* us, we want you to pray *to* us, isn't that right, Frank? <TV's Frank> DON'T LOOK AT ME! I said NEVER LOOK AT ME! MOMMY! Added 2002-08-12 10:02:44 by fade <Servo> Now you set fire to the Walt Whitmans, and I'll burn the Catcher In the Ryes. <Crow> Come on you ho-daddies, let's burn some books! Added 2002-08-12 10:03:16 by fade <Servo> Cue the made-for-tv music. Added 2002-08-12 10:03:19 by fade <Joel> You know, I bet he's so stoned right now- I bet he thinks he's at The Apollo or something. Added 2002-08-12 10:03:21 by fade <Joel> Nice measurements! 36-2-85! Added 2002-08-12 10:04:06 by Vanyel <Crow> Now that's what I call art! Scantily clad women and Huey Lewis on the radio! Added 2002-08-12 10:04:06 by Vanyel <Crow> This film was funded by the Utah Film Board! Added 2002-08-12 10:04:06 by Vanyel <Servo, as singer> I'm gonna quit this band, and start a career in music! Added 2002-08-12 10:04:06 by Vanyel <Servo> Any resemblence to a real action sequence is purely coincidental. Added 2002-08-12 10:04:07 by Vanyel <Servo> Throw another Beach Boy on the fire! Added 2002-08-12 10:04:08 by tezcat <Joel, as creepy girl> I'd like to make their scene but, they're a little weird and... Hey fishy, fishy, fishy... Come here little fishy fishy! Added 2002-08-12 10:04:08 by tezcat <Lawrence> You just can't trust a kid who don't follow baseball. <Joel> Or trust a guy with a dumb Crayola hat. Added 2002-08-12 10:04:08 by tezcat <Miss Bunny> You ever do any diving, Don? <Joel> Oh *YEAH*! Added 2002-08-13 06:44:41 by tezcat <Miss Bunny> Hang on to my wing. <Don Pringle> Anything you say, teacher! <Miss Bunny> Down, boy! You've got the wrong sport. <Don Pringle> When does it become the right sport? <Crow> When ESPN merges with the Playboy channel, NOW GET UNDERWATER! Added 2002-08-12 10:04:09 by tezcat <Joel, Crow and Servo chanting> Burn the witch, burn the witch, we shall cleanse the earth with fire. Added 2002-08-12 10:04:17 by fnord <Joel> Say, that gangplank really gave you what-for, friend. Added 2002-08-12 10:04:21 by fnord <Joel> Look, it's the William Burroughs figurehead! Added 2002-08-12 10:04:21 by fnord <Joel> Hey, if those dancers are on top of dumpsters, are they white trash? Added 2003-02-15 13:45:45 by Albatross918 <Dr. Forrester> Push the button, Martha Stewart. Added 2003-06-12 21:34:48 by Tartarus <Crow> By this time my -- <Joel> Hey, come on now, just lay off. <Crow> Okay. Added 2003-06-18 21:46:39 by Tartarus <Larry> How come a millionaire like Dino Lakopolous wants to be a crook? <Joel> 'Cause he's unscropolous! Added 2003-07-26 20:17:28 by Unarmed <TV's Frank> Thank you, Tommy Kirk, for teaching us to laugh about love... again. Added 2003-11-11 22:16:55 by djmac1031 <Crow> You know how to whistle, don't you? Just put your lips together and cut to the boat. Added 2003-12-17 21:31:16 by fnord <Joel> Hey, keep 'em comin'. Monkey-love-pile on me! Added 2004-09-09 20:45:14 by fnord <Crow> Meanwhile, in a dark, impenetrable void, Jean-Paul Sartre was a-movin' and a-groovin'. Added 2007-09-29 18:48:41 by SoRefined