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1008 - Final Justice
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<Crow, as priest in church> God is dead. We're closed.
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<Crow> You know, the problem with churches is that they wear their religion on their sleeves. I mean, I go into a church, I don't want to be assaulted with 'God, God, God' all the time.
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<Mike> You know, maybe we should lay off the food jokes, guys. <Crow> Yeah. I guess it's not really fair to Joe Don Baker. <Mike> Yeah, I mean some people just metabolize slower than others... <Servo, cutting him off> Meatballs fried in lard!
Added 2002-08-12 10:05:30 by Unarmed
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<Crow> Ah, you know, this music makes me want to put a triangle over my privates and squirm around. <Mike> Like in the movie? <Crow> Like what? What the hell are you talking about?
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<Servo> The streets of San Fran... Malta!
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<Geronimo> You think you can take me? Go ahead on. It's your move.
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<Mike> I guess he's a felonious monk.
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<Servo> Clowns: scary in any culture.
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<Crow> Ha! Good try, Joe Don! I'm off to make Xerox commercials!
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<Geronimo> You familiar with the Apaches? <Mike> The Cabbage Patchies?
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<Palermo> I'll blow your brains OUT! <Crow> All over THE boat!
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<Servo, at Joe Don Baker> Yes, our 'hero': a murderous oaf who threatens women with coathangers.
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<Crow> Hey Malta! GET A TREE!
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<Crow> Could you DOSE me, Mike?
Added 2003-01-23 22:56:11 by Unarmed
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<Geronimo> I didn't start that ruckus. <Mifsud> "Ruckus"? That's what you call it? <Mike, as Mifsud> I prefer "fracas".
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<Joe Don> Think you can take me? <Crow> ...to a Pizza Place?
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<Joe Don> I used to hunt squirrels and jack rabbits back home. That's how we ate. <Servo> We stuffed dead raw squirels in our mouths.
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<Mike> Thank ya for savin me tiny woman.
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<Servo> Hey Crow, you've got a golden ash. <Crow> Shut up.
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<Pearl> I promise I will never send another bad movie with Joe Don Baker in which a dark haired sheriff in a small role gets shot and slides down a wall twice! OK? Happy?!
Added 2003-11-24 23:41:53 by Reeses
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<Servo, as Geronimo is in a stand-off with two henchmen> The ugly, the ugly, and the ugly.
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<Crow, in a deep voice> The sun is blotted out as Joe Don Baker approaches.
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<Crow, commenting on Joe Don's cowboy suit> I'm glad that's a Nudie suit in name only.
Added 2004-08-17 14:18:40 by Reeses
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